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Another one.
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Don't worry, Count, I'm here.
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Martial, move that one there
to the left a bit.
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Just a touch.
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It's coming in everywhere.
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My soup, Baroness.
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A croquette for table ten.
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One croquette.
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Thank you, Miss Amélie.
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Don't call me "Miss."
It's annoying for a divorcee.
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Divorced at 19, that's the world today!
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Poor child.
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And, weirdly enough, I blame the priests.
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-Good evening, Amélie.
-Good evening, Dad.
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Where's your mother?
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Working.
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-I'm working too.
-So am I.
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We're all working,
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while the bourgeois fellow has fun
and stuffs his face.
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He's finished his croquette.
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Dad, can you? I'm finishing this chapter.
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The middle of August,
and I'm up to 110 pots.
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What pots?
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Chamber pots, Mr. Patin.
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One hundred and ten chamber pots,
to protect my heaven!
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Good Lord!
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Another angel has lost a buttock.
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Amélie! Where's your mother?
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We have to make their beds!
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Georges, I'd gladly make 50 of them,
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but we've only had one guest
in six months.
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Shall I help, Mom?
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Don't excite me, this is not the time.
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-Really, Dad!
-In front of your daughter!
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Diane, where's your mother?
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Hello, I want a word.
I'm not disturbing your accounting.
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Let's discuss that.
We're living from hand to mouth.
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-Sell your jewels.
-What jewels?
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This could pay to fix the chapel roof.
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Can I go around wearing only one?
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Be serious!
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No jewels, no problem!
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We've had one guest with breakfast
per weekend for six months.
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-And the meals.
-But without drinks.
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It's always the same guest.
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A hotel only makes money
from drunks and couples.
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Imagine that, couples!
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Love… and wine!
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All I want is to smoke my cigarette
in an apartment with a courtyard.
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You want to turn the château into an inn.
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There is a clientele for beds like these.
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You don't understand.
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I can't see you running a house of…
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-You mean a brothel?
-There are all kinds of brothels.
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-Right, Grandma?
-Absolutely.
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But don't speak thus before your cousin.
She's a maiden.
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Having said that, I'd tolerate
a whorehouse if it saved my roof.
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With an upmarket clientele, of course.
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Instead of this old thing,
the Duke of Windsor or the Aga Khan?
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Why not?
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Dream on! I'll clear the table.
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I have to do everything, as always.
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We're not dreaming.
It's an excellent idea.
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It just needs implementing.
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The plan is perfect.
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Welcome… love… and cash!
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Amélie, you attract the customers.
Diane, you keep them.
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And Jeanne? As always, she does nothing.
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-It's all she knows how to do.
-True.
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-How do I attract the customers?
-Your mechanic.
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Charlie? He didn't seem very keen.
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-Then make him keen.
-Yes.
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Charlie.
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Answer me when I'm talking to you!
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You're a pain and I'm working!
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You miss me and don't see me enough.
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I see too much of you!
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Go back to your château and let me work.
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Work, then.
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What do you want?
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-Talk nicely to me.
-Yeah?
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Yes. I need you.
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Of course!
When times are tough, turn to Charlie!
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-When your boyfriends dump you.
-My boyfriends!
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-But you only ever think of me, right?
-True!
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So you married another guy.
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And divorced him. A divorce, in my family!
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Stop it, will you!
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Oh, dear, what will become of you?
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What you need is money.
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We need customers! Send us some.
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And I get commission, right? What sort?
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Well…
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If no one passes by, I can't send anyone.
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Liar. It's so easy
if you put your mind to it.
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So, will you send me customers?
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No.
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-It's in your interest!
-What if I get caught?
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-Just don't admit to anything.
-Wonderful!
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You women think only of yourselves.
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We have to.
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-No more than 15 tables.
-Tell me…
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Can I see you later?
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That depends on you.
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-Do you always wear sunglasses?
-Yes.
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You can't see anything.
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What is there to see, your shortcuts?
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-I'm looking for a gas station.
-And I, sunshine.
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-Keep a lookout.
-I'm fed up!
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I'll fly back.
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I didn't force you to come.
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Do you think it's for your charm
that I came?
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-I suppose so.
-You sad specimen!
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Plenty of other fellows
would have taken me down south.
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Then why me?
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You or someone else…
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It always ends the same,
so I really don't care.
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-Gas pumps!
-At last!
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Fill her up?
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Premium! Where's the…?
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At the back, on the right.
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-I'll check the oil. The hood, please.
-I don't know how.
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I know the type!
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-Five thousand.
-See you, kid!
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I bet this goes like a bomb!
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You have to hold her back.
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-That's new!
-Are you holding her back?
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Shit!
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Don't flood it.
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How did you get here?
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A detour because of roadworks.
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I don't mean that. Your points are shot.
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-Shot?
-Then fix them.
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00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:22,791
Didn't you hear the crankshaft ticking?
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Yes, a lot.
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Get to it, then!
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Taking the engine apart?
It'll take at least four days.
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-Even for me?
-Even for you.
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Then call a taxi.
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There are no taxis,
we're miles from everywhere.
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You can't think
I'm going to spend the night here.
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No, I won't leave you here.
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There's only one answer. Come with me.
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Okay, I gotta go!
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I can't leave the garage unattended.
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These old places have real charm, huh?
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This is fun, isn't it?
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Do you have a room, kid?
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-Two rooms!
-So you're not together?
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-Yes, we are!
-No, we're not!
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I have one in the left wing,
another in the right wing.
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-Can we discuss it in the dry?
-Go on!
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The damn rain!
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This is swanky!
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Be careful! That's Louis XIV parquet!
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Sorry, kid.
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-Stop calling me "kid."
-Then what should I call you?
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I'm Baroness Amélie de Goustine.
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Oh, yes!
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This way, please.
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Please show your papers.
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A room with a bath, I suppose?
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Mine, at least.
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So, two rooms.
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Let's see…
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I have rooms left
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for 18 and 20,000 francs.
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Period furniture!
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Paid up front, in cash.
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The Marshal's room
and Madame de Pompadour's.
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Georges!
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Mother-in-law?
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The bags.
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Have you eaten?
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-Good Lord…
-No, and I'm hungry!
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00:14:39,916 --> 00:14:43,291
Hey, pal, is the food included
in the price of the rooms?
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For the meals?
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It's a gastronomic dinner.
The set menu or à la carte.
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Set menu.
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Diane! Diane, my dear!
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The Marshal and the Pompadour.
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-This way, please.
-Where's my room?
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You're not together?
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-Yes.
-No!
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All the better!
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Georges, darling.
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Show the young lady to her room.
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"Georges, darling"?
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Tell me, my love.
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Are you the bellboy's girlfriend?
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No, he's my husband.
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I haven't introduced you. Georges!
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-Mr.?
-Jean-Jacques Leroy-Martin.
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The Count de Goustine.
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Delighted.
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No, please. After you.
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I used to know someone called Goustine.
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That's strange. My husband
is the last male of that name.
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00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:51,541
Yes, you're right.
This fellow was Loustine, or Roussille…
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Plombac! An extremely smart guy.
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I think you'll be comfortable.
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These pillows have a real history.
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Madame de Pompadour slept here.
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00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:09,541
If you want to read,
you have a light here.
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00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:12,875
I can offer you… some reading matter.
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00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,875
It's somewhat licentious.
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00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:21,250
It's all I like to read. Won't that do?
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00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,541
Yes, yes…
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No, no…
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On the contrary.
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My head's spinning!
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00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:45,250
We'll be expecting you in the dining room.
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At the end of the corridor,
the staircase on the left,
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right after the music room
and the smoking room.
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I was forgetting.
Your companion's in a bad mood.
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Traveling is tiring.
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After a bath and a glass of port…
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Drinks are extra.
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She'll be in the best of moods!
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00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,083
We women are all the same.
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00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,125
You hear that? Already!
224
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,750
He's amusing, isn't he? I'll leave you.
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00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:15,750
You're a count but you do a bellboy's job?
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Should I drive around in a Jaguar
with a woman in goggles?
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What?
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00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,416
Look.
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You're a strange pair!
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The young and the old
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are two different races.
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It's surprising at first,
but then you get used to it.
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Women don't interest you?
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00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:41,458
Nah!
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Like me with men. You soon get fed up.
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No doubt.
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There, it's clean.
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00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,000
A shame there's no water.
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These old buildings are like that.
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00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,083
The best faucet here is the roof.
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I'd like to see what it looks like
in another 387 years.
242
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:03,208
Three hundred and eighty-seven years?
243
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:08,541
In 1581 this was nothing but forest.
244
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,666
My ancestor, Maximilien,
was hunting blackbirds,
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he fell off his horse, and broke his back.
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They couldn't move him,
so they built around him.
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And this is it!
248
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:22,458
Is that true?
249
00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:23,583
No.
250
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But we like to embellish things.
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That's why I don't like your glasses.
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Diane.
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I find you very beautiful all of a sudden.
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You see, Georges,
we need people passing through.
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00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,791
I've gotta go!
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00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,333
I can't leave the garage unattended.
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00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:16,833
Welcome, brothers.
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They're not monks, Grandma.
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00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,833
Good, they'd have no money!
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Hello.
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Right, right… Flower people!
262
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,958
Make love, not war!
263
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:32,375
Don't you speak French?
264
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:36,208
Perfect!
The King's Bedroom, with champagne.
265
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,666
There!
266
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,833
Well done, Amélie!
Your mechanic's working well.
267
00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:52,666
I've gotta go!
I can't leave the garage unattended.
268
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:02,333
I'm Mrs. Passereau.
With my children, father, and husband.
269
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,375
Our car broke down. An almost new car!
270
00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:09,000
I told you not to get it!
Do you have a room?
271
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,458
One for 20,000 francs.
272
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,958
I'm not sleeping outside!
273
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,666
In this weather
the kids could end up in hospital.
274
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:16,708
This way.
275
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,750
Men only think of themselves.
276
00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:22,083
It's dark, pouring down,
the children are worn out,
277
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,208
I'm too tired to talk…
278
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,166
Fill her up?
279
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,500
-Yes, premium.
-Premium.
280
00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:48,083
Max forgot to fill her up.
281
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,208
I'll check the oil and the water.
282
00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:10,416
That's done!
283
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,458
One hundred and thirty liters.
That'll be 15,000, Sir.
284
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,625
Thank you. Drive safely.
285
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:28,416
I don't understand.
286
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,083
-Come on, fix it! And quickly!
-Fix it!
287
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,750
Be polite. No scandal.
288
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:48,625
Thank you, Sir. Thank you very much.
289
00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:51,541
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar
with cars like this.
290
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,333
This isn't the brightest spot, is it?
291
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:57,416
Call me a taxi.
292
00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:58,958
I don't have a phone.
293
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:04,333
Where have I ended up?
It's the back of beyond!
294
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,291
The marchioness has a phone.
295
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,208
Marchioness?
296
00:22:10,458 --> 00:22:11,875
What marchioness?
297
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:14,958
At the château. And I have my car.
298
00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:46,958
Fruit? Pastries?
299
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,125
There's no ice-cream, Mommy.
300
00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:53,333
-Mommy, I'm hungry.
-Me too.
301
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,625
I'm trying to write my editorial,
302
00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:01,125
and the piano's playing at midnight!
303
00:23:01,291 --> 00:23:04,416
Who reads the editorial
of your little rag?
304
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:08,541
You're half-naked in my salon!
Do you think you're at home?
305
00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,166
I did think so.
306
00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:12,541
-All these people!
-It's the weekend.
307
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:15,125
Yes, weekend, leisure, vacations…
308
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,916
They do nothing and breed like rabbits.
309
00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:21,708
-Life rolls on, Mr. Patin.
-Rolls on towards destruction!
310
00:23:30,958 --> 00:23:31,916
No one?
311
00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:35,083
Is anyone there?
312
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,625
What is it?
313
00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,000
The telephone.
314
00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:58,708
Hello? Get me a taxi, quick!
315
00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:00,500
No taxis?
316
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,583
Who is this thug!
317
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:05,791
Then get me Turin, 222-2222.
318
00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:08,125
An hour?
319
00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:10,416
This is ridiculous!
320
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:11,833
Okay, I'll wait.
321
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,541
Excuse me, Sir.
322
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:17,583
Whoever you are,
I feel that you are somewhat ill-bred.
323
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:19,375
I keep a calm establishment.
324
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,583
If you're here to break my door,
my telephone, and my ears,
325
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:25,416
I shall call the gendarmes.
326
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:32,041
The gendarmes, in such a charming abode?
327
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:34,583
Sorry, I haven't introduced myself.
328
00:24:34,750 --> 00:24:37,708
Baron César Anselme de Maricorne,
329
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,583
consul general
in charge of cultural affairs
330
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:43,916
for the maritime offices
of the South American Union.
331
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,125
Among other things.
332
00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:47,666
-I'm delighted, Your Excellency.
-My pleasure.
333
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:50,625
We have bedrooms at 18 and 20,000 francs.
334
00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:51,958
All of them historical.
335
00:24:52,125 --> 00:24:54,500
-I'll have one.
-And for these gentlemen?
336
00:24:54,666 --> 00:24:57,291
Two camp beds. I'll keep them near me.
337
00:24:57,458 --> 00:25:01,166
-They're lost without me.
-This way, then.
338
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,541
You don't have any luggage?
339
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:05,583
It's only for one night, or one hour.
340
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:09,416
Please be so good as to let me know
as soon as the call comes in.
341
00:25:09,583 --> 00:25:10,916
You're charming!
342
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:14,125
Hey, poets!
343
00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:18,500
Jeanne, my dear.
344
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:32,791
My dear Marchioness.
345
00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:36,666
You'll put the phone call on my bill.
346
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:39,083
There's no need to make a fuss about it.
347
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,083
Rachmaninoff!
348
00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:53,375
Superb, divine!
349
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
-You like it?
-Oh, yes! I love music.
350
00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:58,791
You like music?
351
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,250
I don't like it, I live music!
352
00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:04,041
Georges, his bag.
353
00:26:07,291 --> 00:26:08,166
My case!
354
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:11,958
I've given you room 13, it was Casanova's.
355
00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:15,166
Casanova stayed here? The rascal!
356
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:16,208
For two days.
357
00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:19,916
He liked it very much.
358
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:24,416
To whom do I have the honor…?
359
00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:31,041
César Anselme de Maricorne
only disturbs beauty with intent.
360
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:34,750
Drinks for everyone.
361
00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:38,041
While I wait for my call.
My dear, a waltz.
362
00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:41,708
You're not doing
what this flashy foreigner asks you?
363
00:26:49,791 --> 00:26:53,416
Wait in room 13.
I'll pull the wool over their eyes.
364
00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:55,458
Never mind.
365
00:27:04,041 --> 00:27:06,541
I love unexpected, sudden romance.
366
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,958
So do I.
367
00:27:08,958 --> 00:27:11,291
An hour ago the château was slumbering.
368
00:27:11,958 --> 00:27:13,541
You have woken it up.
369
00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:16,833
Yes, I've been told that before.
It's my temperament.
370
00:27:17,541 --> 00:27:19,500
An unforeseen coincidence.
371
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:24,458
Did my husband scare you?
372
00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:25,791
Your husband?
373
00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:28,333
I don't like husbands. Do you?
374
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,875
To me, all men are husbands.
375
00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:32,583
Is that so?
376
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:35,041
-You're hurting me, Your Excellency.
-Sorry.
377
00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:37,750
Please call me César.
378
00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:45,958
-He knows how to have fun.
-And I don't?
379
00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:50,625
You're making them jealous.
380
00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:53,166
You should fix that! I'd better go.
381
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,333
What did he say to you?
382
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,875
He's a bit brutal, but not unpleasant.
383
00:27:59,041 --> 00:28:02,375
Allow me the great pleasure
of inviting you to dance.
384
00:28:02,916 --> 00:28:04,125
Can I help you?
385
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:05,583
What?
386
00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:08,625
Nothing.
387
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,791
Not going to ask me?
388
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:20,375
Dad, kids, off you go to bed.
389
00:28:20,541 --> 00:28:22,666
It's been such a long time.
390
00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:25,000
I don't want to go to bed, Granddad!
391
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:28,958
-Are you alone?
-I think I'll go to bed.
392
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,333
-Alone?
-It'll make a change.
393
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:34,416
Pleasing others, that's all I do.
394
00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:37,375
I'm tired of that this evening.
395
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,666
I don't believe you.
396
00:28:40,416 --> 00:28:43,208
Come on, let's go up with that bottle.
397
00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:51,500
Excuse me.
398
00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:03,708
Your Excellency!
Your long-distance call to Turin.
399
00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:05,208
Right!
400
00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:07,666
Thank you.
401
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:10,708
No booth?
402
00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:13,708
No, but I'll make sure you have quiet.
Jeanne, stop!
403
00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:16,208
Silence, everyone! He's talking to abroad.
404
00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:18,083
No, carry on!
405
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,291
Hello, Loufansky?
406
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:25,416
-Is that you, César?
-I can't get to the border tonight.
407
00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,708
-Why?
-The car broke down.
408
00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:30,083
-The plane's going.
-Can't it wait?
409
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:33,208
No, I'm telling you, I can't do that.
410
00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:35,125
Okay, see you tomorrow.
411
00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:37,125
-Ciao.
-Ciao.
412
00:29:38,916 --> 00:29:40,041
Were you listening?
413
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:43,125
One can hear abroad clearer
than the local grocery store.
414
00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:46,291
This Loufansky
doesn't sound very understanding.
415
00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:48,791
Anyone can break down.
He could have waited.
416
00:29:48,958 --> 00:29:53,208
You were listening?
So you understood everything.
417
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,958
You understood, then, that after 29 years
418
00:29:57,125 --> 00:29:59,958
spent far away, deep in the Americas,
419
00:30:00,125 --> 00:30:02,541
among such unreceptive people,
420
00:30:02,708 --> 00:30:06,416
to whom I convey,
with my cultural baggage,
421
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:09,208
the oxygen they so desperately need,
422
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:12,958
it is hard to break down
in the cradle of our heritage,
423
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:15,250
of which this is the most charming jewel.
424
00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:17,541
I'll say that at a congress. Where was I?
425
00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:19,833
-Your plane.
-Broken down.
426
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,750
The minister will wait.
427
00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:27,375
In short, we are in the Lord's hands,
and I need some rest.
428
00:30:27,541 --> 00:30:29,708
Beautiful ladies, I bid you goodnight.
429
00:30:30,791 --> 00:30:32,250
He's charming!
430
00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:33,708
Very pleasant.
431
00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:05,125
There's a bundle missing.
432
00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,750
Which of you two bastards?
433
00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:26,416
I trusted you.
434
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:33,333
I'm always trusting.
435
00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:35,833
Make your beds!
436
00:31:49,750 --> 00:31:51,458
That man is a veritable pillar.
437
00:31:52,291 --> 00:31:54,125
What do you think, my darlings?
438
00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:56,250
Yes, I agree with you.
439
00:31:57,708 --> 00:32:00,458
News flash! A sensational hold-up
of a bank in Mâcon.
440
00:32:00,625 --> 00:32:04,333
A hundred million taken.
Roadblocks throughout the region.
441
00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:06,458
What times we live in!
442
00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:09,333
What were we saying?
443
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:13,208
Did you see his eyes,
his teeth, his hands?
444
00:32:13,416 --> 00:32:14,708
His nostrils.
445
00:32:15,083 --> 00:32:18,666
I knew a man like him once. A Neapolitan.
446
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,041
What a voice!
447
00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:23,000
-A bit talkative, perhaps.
-I don't think so.
448
00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:26,833
Your cousin is a child.
Off to bed now, my dear.
449
00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:39,166
Of course he's talkative.
But all the better.
450
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:43,625
While men like that never stop
talking about love, they still make love.
451
00:32:43,791 --> 00:32:45,625
And they do so admirably.
452
00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:48,041
You realize that afterwards.
453
00:32:48,208 --> 00:32:49,458
And during?
454
00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:51,625
Heaven, my dear!
455
00:32:51,791 --> 00:32:54,333
When you're in heaven,
you don't ask questions.
456
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,500
Mom.
457
00:32:56,708 --> 00:33:00,500
-I think I might cheat on Georges.
-I know, my dear.
458
00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:01,958
I can sense it.
459
00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:03,375
But your mother's here.
460
00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:07,458
Amélie, go and tell Charlie
to get that devil's car over here.
461
00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:09,291
Let's get rid of him!
462
00:33:09,458 --> 00:33:11,708
-What a shame!
-Come to terms with it.
463
00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:15,416
Off you go! Before your mother
becomes inconsolable.
464
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,250
Amélie?
465
00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:37,708
Yes, I'm here.
466
00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:41,833
I won't have you sleeping when I'm up!
467
00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:44,416
My honey!
468
00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:45,583
Hurry.
469
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,666
Yes, that's nice, come on!
470
00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:49,875
-After.
-After what?
471
00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:54,250
Put your socks on,
and then your coveralls…
472
00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:56,458
-What are you doing?
-Dressing you.
473
00:33:57,416 --> 00:33:59,041
What time is it?
474
00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:00,708
Wake up!
475
00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:03,208
Some water in your face.
476
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:07,541
It's your first time in my bedroom.
477
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:08,583
There!
478
00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:12,083
-Fix the big American car.
-It's that urgent?
479
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:14,333
Mom's afraid she'll cheat on Dad.
480
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:15,500
Again?
481
00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:17,750
Hurry up and fix it.
482
00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:21,041
I cut everything in that engine,
it'll take all night.
483
00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:24,333
All the more reason! Come on, hurry!
484
00:34:27,208 --> 00:34:29,041
You said I'd see you tonight.
485
00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:31,000
Well, you're seeing me.
486
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:33,791
-Yes, but not like this.
-After!
487
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:35,083
I'll stay.
488
00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:37,125
Hurry!
489
00:34:59,625 --> 00:35:01,458
Aren't you sleepy?
490
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:05,875
No. That both surprises and worries me.
491
00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:09,708
Why do you see everything
in such a negative light?
492
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:15,041
The world is full of extravagant folk.
493
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,000
You find them everywhere.
Like this evening.
494
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:20,583
Even in the most remote place.
495
00:35:21,541 --> 00:35:25,333
He's a very nice man.
He's like you, an artist.
496
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:29,166
Self-important
to an almost bestial degree.
497
00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:30,416
No.
498
00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:31,916
Expansive.
499
00:35:33,208 --> 00:35:35,291
Why are you always so reserved?
500
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:38,458
I put respect above all else.
501
00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:43,166
But, Mr. Patin, doesn't respect cut your…?
502
00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:45,291
Cut my what, my child?
503
00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:47,958
Your urges.
504
00:35:51,416 --> 00:35:53,500
I am wary of urges.
505
00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:55,458
How afraid you are.
506
00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:58,041
I'm not.
507
00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:00,458
Goodnight, Mr. Patin.
508
00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:17,916
Don't be an idiot!
509
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:20,583
Open the door!
510
00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,250
Leave me alone, please.
511
00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:28,250
What are you doing?
512
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:30,333
What are you doing?
513
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:31,541
I'm reading.
514
00:36:31,708 --> 00:36:33,166
You're always reading.
515
00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:37,125
Of course you can't understand that.
516
00:36:37,291 --> 00:36:38,750
Open the door!
517
00:36:39,625 --> 00:36:41,041
To what end?
518
00:36:41,291 --> 00:36:44,958
You can be such a pain!
Is it because of that nabob?
519
00:36:45,125 --> 00:36:48,041
-I'm not interested in him.
-Who do you mean?
520
00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:50,500
You know. Now open the door.
521
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:55,583
I'm not the sort of man
who'll come running when you whistle.
522
00:36:56,083 --> 00:36:57,125
Are you annoyed?
523
00:36:58,166 --> 00:37:00,208
I'm above that.
524
00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:02,125
Very well. Bye!
525
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:11,083
No, it's fine. Come on.
526
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,250
Shit!
527
00:37:18,416 --> 00:37:19,458
Your hair!
528
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,000
Good.
529
00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:42,791
What I say to Baron César is…
530
00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:35,666
-Have you finished?
-Yes.
531
00:38:36,041 --> 00:38:39,000
That's nice. You've done good work.
532
00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:42,208
That deserves a reward.
533
00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:45,625
We'll never get there!
534
00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:59,625
GET SOME REST
535
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:09,083
I'LL BE WAITING IN MY BEDROOM DURING MASS
536
00:39:48,833 --> 00:39:53,000
Miss Amélie, a luminous little nymph!
537
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,416
What's that I see?
538
00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:58,208
Hide that car! Remove that hearse!
539
00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:01,083
I do not wish to leave this paradise.
540
00:40:01,416 --> 00:40:02,708
Paradise!
541
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:09,333
Up, you jerks, we're skedaddling!
542
00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:19,208
The charming marchioness
and little Amélie!
543
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:22,000
The check.
544
00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:26,041
It's all on the one check.
347,812 francs and 25 centimes.
545
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:27,500
Everything's here?
546
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,500
-I'll take off the 25 centimes.
-Right.
547
00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:32,500
I'm not about to forget this place.
548
00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:34,666
Dear Madam, Miss…
549
00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:38,083
The best guests never come again.
550
00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:12,625
-We drive into them?
-No, turn around.
551
00:41:12,791 --> 00:41:15,166
Innocently, innocently…
552
00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:21,541
These sweet little blooms!
553
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:23,958
Turn around, innocently.
554
00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:26,083
Turn around, you idiot!
555
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,625
These sweet little blooms!
556
00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:32,541
The sweet little blooms
557
00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:34,375
over here!
558
00:41:34,708 --> 00:41:36,875
They're so pretty!
559
00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:39,833
Go on, put your foot down, you idiot!
560
00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:57,083
Halt!
561
00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:00,708
Reverse, quick! But innocently!
562
00:42:00,875 --> 00:42:01,791
I'll fire!
563
00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,666
Keep reversing.
564
00:42:04,208 --> 00:42:05,500
Shall I shoot?
565
00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:06,833
No, reverse.
566
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,791
Stop! Stop!
567
00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:09,958
Stop!
568
00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:11,708
Turn around, I'll cover you.
569
00:42:14,416 --> 00:42:16,000
Find cover!
570
00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:27,166
Go forward!
571
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,416
It won't go!
572
00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:31,375
-Do something!
-I am doing!
573
00:42:31,541 --> 00:42:32,750
-Brake!
-I'm braking!
574
00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:35,750
-Watch out!
-The doors!
575
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:49,541
They took the road to Fléchères!
Get after them, I'll call it in!
576
00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:50,666
Martial?
577
00:43:51,708 --> 00:43:52,708
What a fuss!
578
00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:56,250
Mass will be starting soon.
Georges, have you woken everyone?
579
00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:59,666
The guests' religion is sleeping late.
580
00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:02,875
Well, like it or not,
when one is under my roof,
581
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,125
one goes to mass on Sunday.
582
00:44:05,291 --> 00:44:07,166
Except for Mr. Patin, of course.
583
00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:11,416
It's his job to criticize the clergy.
We can't take away his livelihood.
584
00:44:12,083 --> 00:44:14,125
-That's not yours!
-Yes, it is!
585
00:44:14,291 --> 00:44:16,208
-Good morning, dear.
-Gran.
586
00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:17,625
I was waiting.
587
00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:18,958
Martial, the shoes.
588
00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:20,458
Good morning, Madam.
589
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:23,666
-I don't see your husband.
-I'm letting him sleep.
590
00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:26,500
Last night, for the first time in…
591
00:44:26,666 --> 00:44:28,416
I can imagine.
592
00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:31,791
How ridiculous
to command another's soul thus.
593
00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:33,000
That's how it is.
594
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:34,916
I'm a liberal and a libertine.
595
00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:38,541
The liberal tolerates religion,
the libertine prefers his bed.
596
00:44:38,708 --> 00:44:39,625
His bed!
597
00:44:40,333 --> 00:44:43,750
Let's go, children.
We'll take the shortcut.
598
00:44:44,958 --> 00:44:47,458
Amélie, do you still not believe in God?
599
00:44:47,625 --> 00:44:48,583
No.
600
00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:51,750
Then you look after the house, as usual.
601
00:45:20,666 --> 00:45:23,416
Marchioness, Count, Countess.
602
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:24,666
Everyone!
603
00:46:10,541 --> 00:46:12,458
-There!
-What?
604
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,375
I'll be right back.
605
00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:25,208
We'll never get there!
606
00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:44,000
Hello, Miss?
607
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:48,541
Get me Turin 222-2222, please. Yes.
608
00:46:49,166 --> 00:46:50,708
Okay, thank you.
609
00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:52,583
So, you're back?
610
00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:54,208
Little Amélie!
611
00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:57,333
I got a few steps away and my heart ached.
612
00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,750
I also have to make a phone call.
613
00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:01,625
May I?
614
00:47:01,958 --> 00:47:03,083
Hello?
615
00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:04,541
Loufansky?
616
00:47:04,916 --> 00:47:07,833
Yes, it's César. Just a second.
617
00:47:09,291 --> 00:47:11,833
I can't get to you. An accident.
618
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,625
Roadblocks everywhere.
You come here instead.
619
00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:17,208
Yes, Mâcon. Note this down.
620
00:47:17,375 --> 00:47:20,250
National road seven.
The village is called Fléchères.
621
00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:23,916
There's a château with a big meadow.
It'll be easy to land.
622
00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:27,125
I'll put lights down.
Can you come tonight? Good.
623
00:47:27,291 --> 00:47:28,708
Say all that back to me.
624
00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:39,625
Okay, ciao.
625
00:47:49,125 --> 00:47:51,541
Hello, Baroness.
Isn't the marchioness here?
626
00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:52,625
No, why?
627
00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:54,166
You ask why?
628
00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:58,708
With the hold-up in Mâcon,
roadblocks everywhere, and you ask why?
629
00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:01,791
You get no news here.
It's the ends of the earth.
630
00:48:01,958 --> 00:48:02,916
A hold-up?
631
00:48:03,083 --> 00:48:05,666
-Can we see your register?
-Of course.
632
00:48:10,583 --> 00:48:11,666
There.
633
00:48:17,666 --> 00:48:19,500
Yes, a hold-up and a big one.
634
00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:23,708
A hundred million. A tall blond fellow,
a small dark one,
635
00:48:23,875 --> 00:48:25,541
and a big chap of about 45.
636
00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:29,750
Forty-five, curly temples, a carnation
in his buttonhole, handsome?
637
00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:31,500
Have you seen him?
638
00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:34,666
-A hundred million? That's a lot!
-That's for sure.
639
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,500
You'd need a lot of bags to carry that.
640
00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:39,625
You clearly haven't seen much.
641
00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:42,166
In large bills, it would fit…
642
00:48:42,541 --> 00:48:44,875
well, in a case like this.
643
00:48:48,291 --> 00:48:50,750
So, have you seen this individual?
644
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:52,166
Not at all.
645
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:55,041
Well, keep your eyes open.
Goodbye, Baroness.
646
00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:11,041
Charlie!
647
00:49:11,291 --> 00:49:14,458
-Are you coming up?
-No, you come down! Quick!
648
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:20,958
-What did he want?
-Like all gendarmes: thieves!
649
00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:23,000
What did they say?
650
00:49:23,958 --> 00:49:27,583
Wonderful! A hold-up, a hundred million!
651
00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:28,791
No.
652
00:49:28,958 --> 00:49:31,708
Apparently they missed 200 million
653
00:49:31,875 --> 00:49:33,333
in an unlocked drawer.
654
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:34,375
Well, well!
655
00:49:34,541 --> 00:49:36,916
-That's a pity.
-Why?
656
00:49:37,083 --> 00:49:39,708
I think guys like that are wonderful.
657
00:49:39,875 --> 00:49:42,083
-You know some?
-Four boys.
658
00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:44,291
The oldest isn't even 18.
659
00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:48,041
If I met a man like that,
then right away I'd…
660
00:49:48,666 --> 00:49:49,875
Right away you'd what?
661
00:49:50,041 --> 00:49:53,333
I'd give him everything.
All of me, everything!
662
00:49:53,833 --> 00:49:55,125
Where are you going?
663
00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:56,625
To mass.
664
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,708
I meant what I said, you know?
665
00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:13,875
Get pedaling and drop me off
at the church.
666
00:50:39,541 --> 00:50:42,208
Shall I see you later? Where, when?
667
00:50:42,375 --> 00:50:44,958
In my bedroom, after lunch.
668
00:50:57,208 --> 00:51:00,333
-Something wrong?
-It's so lovely and moving.
669
00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:04,000
Such stage management, such address!
670
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,208
The priest's dress?
671
00:51:15,125 --> 00:51:17,958
-Heard the news?
-You believe in God again?
672
00:51:18,125 --> 00:51:20,916
-The bank in Mâcon was held up.
-We know.
673
00:51:21,083 --> 00:51:23,000
The priest's sermon was about it.
674
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,125
About the hundred million?
675
00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:27,458
-A hundred million?
-It's at the château.
676
00:51:27,625 --> 00:51:29,625
-What?
-In a briefcase.
677
00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:31,083
Say that again.
678
00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:35,125
-The hundred million is at the château.
-I don't like jokes.
679
00:51:35,291 --> 00:51:36,958
It's true, I swear.
680
00:51:37,708 --> 00:51:39,333
Do you know who did it?
681
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:42,250
It must be Brits,
like the great train robbery.
682
00:51:42,416 --> 00:51:45,458
Not at all.
It's his excellency from last night.
683
00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:48,916
-His excellency?
-Yes, Baron César. He's back.
684
00:51:49,083 --> 00:51:51,333
But he doesn't know that I know.
685
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:53,375
A bandit under my roof!
686
00:51:53,541 --> 00:51:56,208
Steal if you must, but do it elsewhere!
687
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,291
I'm going to the gendarmes.
688
00:52:00,416 --> 00:52:01,875
What's going on?
689
00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:04,791
The hundred million from the hold-up
is at the château.
690
00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:06,833
Baron César stole it.
691
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,375
I've thought it over.
692
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,958
Maybe God is testing me.
693
00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:13,291
-He's back again?
-I told you.
694
00:52:13,458 --> 00:52:15,250
We'll keep the cash!
695
00:52:24,583 --> 00:52:26,041
It's madness!
696
00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:29,166
I'm more and more sure
it's a sign from heaven.
697
00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:31,708
The money's under my roof,
my roof can benefit.
698
00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:34,500
Georges, you can hire a builder.
699
00:52:34,666 --> 00:52:36,666
And César will just hand it over?
700
00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:40,666
He'll draw his gun,
I'll take it from him, and… bang!
701
00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:45,375
-What?
-I'll eliminate him.
702
00:52:45,541 --> 00:52:47,375
-A man like that?
-"Bang!" I said.
703
00:52:47,541 --> 00:52:50,500
-But do it gently.
-Of course.
704
00:52:50,666 --> 00:52:53,541
Poison, sword, shotgun… we have a choice.
705
00:52:53,708 --> 00:52:55,000
Murder.
706
00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:57,000
Self-defense.
707
00:52:57,791 --> 00:53:01,708
If he threatens me, I'll show him!
Come on, children!
708
00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:03,666
Nice and casual.
709
00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:06,125
Amen.
710
00:53:07,666 --> 00:53:08,541
And Jeanne?
711
00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:10,916
Not a word, she's too sensitive.
712
00:53:11,416 --> 00:53:14,791
No, carry on! It's nothing.
713
00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:21,041
They've had enough. Shall we go too?
714
00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:24,583
You're impervious to beauty,
even that of worship.
715
00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:26,791
Let me pray.
716
00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:37,916
We're thwarted, my children.
717
00:53:38,666 --> 00:53:41,958
-The police beat us to it.
-They can sniff out criminals.
718
00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:43,416
Let's go!
719
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,500
Where's your chief?
720
00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:51,625
You only show up now,
after my château was invaded by the mob?
721
00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:56,000
Chief!
722
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,833
I knew it!
He seemed suspicious to me right away.
723
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,166
Who?
724
00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:02,916
The hold-up crook. Where is he?
725
00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:05,500
I was about to ask you.
726
00:54:05,916 --> 00:54:09,375
You haven't nabbed him?
Just a moment, please.
727
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:20,458
Even boules aren't as good
as they used to be.
728
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:23,375
I've cracked a couple of them
in the last six months.
729
00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:24,583
Where is he?
730
00:54:24,750 --> 00:54:26,416
-Who?
-Our friend.
731
00:54:26,791 --> 00:54:28,000
Baron César.
732
00:54:28,166 --> 00:54:31,125
A flower in his buttonhole
first thing in the morning!
733
00:54:31,291 --> 00:54:33,333
He stole one, by the way.
734
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:36,500
Yes, well, where is he?
I can't see him anywhere.
735
00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:40,250
My binoculars!
736
00:54:43,958 --> 00:54:45,333
Excuse me.
737
00:54:45,833 --> 00:54:48,791
I left something on the stove.
738
00:54:49,166 --> 00:54:50,291
Sorry.
739
00:54:58,750 --> 00:55:00,333
He's coming back!
740
00:55:02,083 --> 00:55:03,625
Right into the lion's maw!
741
00:55:08,291 --> 00:55:10,250
Can you smell burning?
742
00:55:10,625 --> 00:55:11,875
No.
743
00:55:12,791 --> 00:55:13,791
Yes!
744
00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:15,583
Come on!
745
00:55:19,625 --> 00:55:21,708
Hold him any way you can.
746
00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:24,000
-Any way?
-Yes.
747
00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:27,083
Don't worry, Georges is watching. Georges!
748
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:34,916
Keep an eye on him.
749
00:55:50,458 --> 00:55:52,000
So, what's it all about?
750
00:55:52,166 --> 00:55:55,250
We've recovered the hold-up car,
with two bodies inside.
751
00:55:55,416 --> 00:55:57,291
-Good!
-As you say.
752
00:55:57,458 --> 00:56:00,541
Alas, one is still missing.
The most important one.
753
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:05,041
A maniac who's already given the police
the run-around.
754
00:56:11,708 --> 00:56:15,875
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen,
755
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:18,375
fourteen, fifteen…
756
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:28,416
Sixteen!
757
00:56:29,541 --> 00:56:32,333
-I'll just wait till this evening.
-Well!
758
00:56:33,041 --> 00:56:34,250
You're back?
759
00:56:34,416 --> 00:56:37,416
Well, well! I only just walked past there.
760
00:56:37,875 --> 00:56:40,083
-Were you there?
-Yes.
761
00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:42,791
-I must have been asleep.
-Asleep?
762
00:56:42,958 --> 00:56:45,333
Carry on, then. Enjoy your nap.
763
00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:47,041
What?
764
00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:48,583
-An ant!
-An ant?
765
00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:50,125
-Where?
-Here.
766
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,708
-An ant?
-Down my back.
767
00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:54,166
-It must be huge
-Undo me!
768
00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:55,666
-Where?
-Lower.
769
00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:56,875
-Lower?
-Lower.
770
00:56:57,041 --> 00:56:58,000
-Lower?
-Lower.
771
00:56:58,166 --> 00:57:00,166
The naughty little ant!
772
00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:07,708
-He escaped with the money.
-You must catch him.
773
00:57:07,875 --> 00:57:09,791
We've blocked all the roads.
774
00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:12,875
-He's still in the area.
-So why are you here?
775
00:57:13,041 --> 00:57:16,833
In the car's glove box
we found this receipt,
776
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,041
proving quite categorically
777
00:57:19,208 --> 00:57:21,791
that this individual was here last night.
778
00:57:21,958 --> 00:57:23,750
I keep telling you that!
779
00:57:23,916 --> 00:57:27,541
You could tell from his face.
Pockmarked, shifty… a bad sort.
780
00:57:28,041 --> 00:57:31,833
So why didn't you make an effort
to tell the gendarmes this morning?
781
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:32,958
Sorry?
782
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:35,041
-Why did you lie?
-Me?
783
00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:36,791
Excuse me.
784
00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:38,875
It was the baroness.
785
00:57:39,583 --> 00:57:40,625
Amélie?
786
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:43,125
Amélie lied to you? Amélie!
787
00:57:43,916 --> 00:57:45,458
Did you lie to the gendarmes?
788
00:57:45,625 --> 00:57:47,166
-Me?
-Yes, you.
789
00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:49,250
-No, Grandma.
-Amélie!
790
00:57:51,416 --> 00:57:54,041
Baroness, less than two hours ago
you told me
791
00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:56,291
that you hadn't seen three men:
792
00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:59,416
a tall one, a small dark one,
and a big fellow of 45.
793
00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:01,000
We need the last one.
794
00:58:01,166 --> 00:58:02,708
Come here.
795
00:58:03,416 --> 00:58:05,041
Look at me.
796
00:58:07,916 --> 00:58:09,375
You didn't see him?
797
00:58:09,541 --> 00:58:12,625
You're hiding him, huh?
I'm sure she's hiding him!
798
00:58:12,958 --> 00:58:17,291
I understand now, Chief.
I know that sort of ladies' man.
799
00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:21,125
Flower in his buttonhole,
next thing you know, you're in Caracas.
800
00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:23,583
We raise our girls too well.
801
00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:28,875
She's like a child taking communion,
but in a voluptuous body.
802
00:58:29,041 --> 00:58:30,208
As you can see.
803
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,125
Tell me, where is he?
804
00:58:32,291 --> 00:58:34,208
I don't know, Gran!
805
00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:36,166
Don't call me "Gran"!
806
00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:39,000
She's stubborn, like me,
she'll say nothing.
807
00:58:39,166 --> 00:58:41,750
He's gone. He told me not to say anything.
808
00:58:41,916 --> 00:58:44,375
I swear I don't know where he is!
809
00:58:44,541 --> 00:58:47,458
Go to your room! I'll talk to you later.
810
00:58:47,875 --> 00:58:48,916
"Gran"!
811
00:58:49,458 --> 00:58:51,125
What were we saying?
812
00:58:51,291 --> 00:58:54,541
Yes, that crook. Go and find him!!
813
00:58:54,708 --> 00:58:56,500
Search every room, go on!
814
00:58:56,666 --> 00:59:00,208
-You know…
-No lechers in my corridors!
815
00:59:12,875 --> 00:59:14,416
Good girl!
816
00:59:14,916 --> 00:59:17,375
Georges, you have a wonderful wife.
817
00:59:24,083 --> 00:59:27,208
Don't worry, I'll put more men
around the château.
818
00:59:27,375 --> 00:59:31,291
He must be long gone.
But how nice to meet a top policeman.
819
00:59:31,458 --> 00:59:32,958
My respects, Madam.
820
00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:48,083
-Well?
-Too late, I think.
821
00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:51,500
Heavens!
822
00:59:58,166 --> 01:00:00,250
-The bell!
-What is it now?
823
01:00:00,416 --> 01:00:01,791
-Lunchtime.
-Lunch?
824
01:00:01,958 --> 01:00:03,291
Help me.
825
01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:06,208
I'm more used to undoing than doing up.
826
01:00:06,375 --> 01:00:08,083
-Patience, please!
-Patience?
827
01:00:08,250 --> 01:00:10,708
-You've got me shaking!
-This evening!
828
01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:13,541
This evening? We were fine here,
why this evening?
829
01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:15,333
It's always this evening!
830
01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:19,833
Parfait. Georges!
831
01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:23,916
Parasols, drinks…
Where is the insecticide?
832
01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:25,791
In the greenhouse, why?
833
01:00:25,958 --> 01:00:28,291
The police might come back.
834
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:31,458
Neither César nor his loot
must fall into their hands.
835
01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:33,875
As we decided in church.
836
01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:38,166
Long live the sound
837
01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:40,916
Let us dance the Carmagnole
838
01:00:41,083 --> 01:00:43,208
Long live the sound of the cannon…
839
01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:45,291
Be careful, it's very dangerous.
840
01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:48,041
Good. How much shall I put?
Twelve spoonfuls!
841
01:00:48,208 --> 01:00:51,875
-That's enough to kill an ox.
-He's a big strong fellow.
842
01:00:52,041 --> 01:00:54,458
He won't taste it in a croquette.
843
01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:59,291
In the croquette
He'll taste nothing, taste nothing…
844
01:01:04,416 --> 01:01:07,083
Baron César and my dear Diane!
845
01:01:07,250 --> 01:01:09,125
You seem to be getting on well.
846
01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:12,583
Marchioness, your dwelling
is a labyrinth of delights.
847
01:01:12,750 --> 01:01:16,041
Always carrying that briefcase!
Diane, take it to his room.
848
01:01:16,208 --> 01:01:19,375
No, in here I have mementoes
dearer to me than life itself.
849
01:01:19,541 --> 01:01:20,708
I have a safe.
850
01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:23,583
-What's that I hear? A safe?
-Yes, a safe!
851
01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:37,708
You're so funny!
852
01:01:38,666 --> 01:01:39,541
Georges.
853
01:01:39,708 --> 01:01:41,458
Yes, it's this way.
854
01:01:43,083 --> 01:01:44,708
-Good.
-Yes.
855
01:01:53,041 --> 01:01:54,916
But… shush!
856
01:01:56,208 --> 01:01:57,916
It's a beautiful safe.
857
01:01:58,083 --> 01:02:00,958
My late husband really loved it.
858
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,208
Here.
859
01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:06,166
-There.
-Very good.
860
01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:08,583
The poor man, how he suffered.
861
01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:10,875
But it's a beautiful safe.
862
01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:13,625
-Don't you trust me?
-Madam…
863
01:02:15,083 --> 01:02:17,875
-That smells good.
-You think so?
864
01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:26,666
How sweet and tiny!
865
01:02:26,833 --> 01:02:28,916
But it's all in the presentation.
866
01:02:29,083 --> 01:02:32,833
The problem of form and content.
Just give me a minute.
867
01:02:39,708 --> 01:02:42,500
I get the feeling you're a master.
868
01:02:43,083 --> 01:02:45,458
I was trained in kitchens,
beginning on sauces.
869
01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:47,750
An English-style education.
870
01:02:47,916 --> 01:02:50,791
The toughest tasks
combined with the most refined study.
871
01:02:50,958 --> 01:02:52,166
Time is money.
872
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:55,250
A crown of cucumber,
873
01:02:55,416 --> 01:02:57,916
and the accompanying apples of love.
874
01:02:58,083 --> 01:02:59,041
There!
875
01:03:02,333 --> 01:03:03,750
Look at that throne.
876
01:03:05,041 --> 01:03:06,583
What majesty!
877
01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:11,708
That's why cuisine is my domain.
878
01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,708
That and other things.
879
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:17,333
And now to flambé the glazing.
880
01:03:17,791 --> 01:03:21,041
I'll give you a tip.
It's all in the glazing.
881
01:03:23,875 --> 01:03:25,083
-Spices?
-Sort of.
882
01:03:25,458 --> 01:03:27,958
Yes, that's right. My own recipe.
883
01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:30,000
A delicate operation.
884
01:03:39,958 --> 01:03:42,041
Well, I've lost the knack!
885
01:03:46,541 --> 01:03:49,875
Thank the Lord, there's some left.
We'll put it in his coffee.
886
01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:51,916
I've lost a battle, but not the war.
887
01:03:52,083 --> 01:03:54,041
Good morale and tactics!
888
01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:56,041
If the first offensive fails,
889
01:03:56,208 --> 01:03:59,166
I launch the second
with an artillery bombardment!
890
01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:14,416
Georges, which do you prefer,
Wagner or The Beatles?
891
01:04:15,416 --> 01:04:18,625
I'm struggling with these tiles.
Isn't the poison enough?
892
01:04:18,791 --> 01:04:20,416
Two plans are better than one.
893
01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:23,541
I'll recap.
Downstairs we'll be playing poker,
894
01:04:23,708 --> 01:04:27,041
up here you blast out Wagner,
downstairs I get annoyed,
895
01:04:27,208 --> 01:04:30,750
I knock with the broom,
and you immediately let it go! Smash!
896
01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:33,125
I'll go down and we'll rehearse.
897
01:04:58,333 --> 01:04:59,958
I hear that!
898
01:05:36,250 --> 01:05:37,166
Charlie!
899
01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:39,583
Count!
900
01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:42,666
Yes, filling up some holes.
901
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,458
Like me. I have a hole in my pants.
902
01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:46,791
I'm going to sew them.
903
01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:48,333
Georges!
904
01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:50,208
I hear you!
905
01:05:50,666 --> 01:05:52,666
But I've got Charlie up here!
906
01:05:52,833 --> 01:05:54,750
-In Amélie's room?
-Yes!
907
01:05:55,166 --> 01:05:57,500
Taking off his pants.
908
01:05:57,666 --> 01:06:00,333
-And Amélie?
-Just a second.
909
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:01,625
I'm going.
910
01:06:05,833 --> 01:06:07,000
Amélie!
911
01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:10,458
Come here
and sew Charlie's pants immediately!
912
01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:21,000
I came to your room,
and saw your dad without pants on!
913
01:06:21,166 --> 01:06:23,166
-Dad without pants on?
-No, me!
914
01:06:24,083 --> 01:06:25,166
Amélie.
915
01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:29,875
Stop upsetting our friend.
Go play elsewhere, both of you.
916
01:06:30,291 --> 01:06:31,416
Come on.
917
01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:56,416
Have you known island women?
918
01:06:56,916 --> 01:06:58,791
British women are admirable.
919
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,458
No, I meant…
920
01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,125
more distant islands.
921
01:07:03,625 --> 01:07:05,125
More distant islands.
922
01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:09,458
From the age of three
they're taught the art of entertaining us.
923
01:07:10,166 --> 01:07:12,250
They have one law, one morality,
924
01:07:12,416 --> 01:07:15,333
call it what you will:
that of serving their men.
925
01:07:15,875 --> 01:07:19,416
By the age of twelve
they have total control of us.
926
01:07:19,916 --> 01:07:21,958
They make our bodies sing.
927
01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:24,083
And when they get to our age?
928
01:07:24,375 --> 01:07:26,458
That's when old Europe takes over.
929
01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:29,083
-So it's never too late?
-Never.
930
01:07:29,250 --> 01:07:30,208
But our wrinkles?
931
01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:32,166
Touching!
932
01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:35,458
They're the sign of your pains
and our pleasures.
933
01:07:36,875 --> 01:07:38,291
Ladies…
934
01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:40,791
how you must have lived!
935
01:07:51,416 --> 01:07:52,458
Your turn, Mr. Patin.
936
01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:54,541
I'm under the bell.
937
01:07:54,708 --> 01:07:57,625
That means I can't carry on.
938
01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:01,208
What can he be telling them?
939
01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:04,625
What could he be telling them
with such an accent?
940
01:08:04,791 --> 01:08:07,875
The woman of the islands is a ukulele.
941
01:08:08,041 --> 01:08:10,541
The woman of here is a guitar.
942
01:08:10,708 --> 01:08:12,833
Your mystery is in your curves.
943
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,916
You are modulation,
the perfect instrument!
944
01:08:17,583 --> 01:08:21,291
And the women lap it all up.
Disgraceful! Pitiful!
945
01:08:22,125 --> 01:08:23,375
What do you mean?
946
01:08:24,041 --> 01:08:26,083
That was lovely, very poetic.
947
01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:27,625
You moved me, Patin.
948
01:08:27,791 --> 01:08:29,083
Your mystery…
949
01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:31,208
is in your curves.
950
01:08:32,208 --> 01:08:33,916
I'll use that.
951
01:08:37,791 --> 01:08:40,416
Well, where's the coffee?
Have we been forgotten?
952
01:08:42,541 --> 01:08:44,125
It's coming!
953
01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:50,333
Don't get them mixed up.
954
01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:52,666
-It's this one.
-No, that one.
955
01:08:52,833 --> 01:08:55,958
It's a bit of a problem
when you're not used to it.
956
01:08:56,125 --> 01:08:57,333
It's that one.
957
01:08:57,916 --> 01:08:59,500
Don't shake!
958
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:01,250
You're sure it won't hurt him?
959
01:09:01,416 --> 01:09:04,333
No, there won't be time,
he'll be knocked out before that.
960
01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:05,625
Then why bother?
961
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,500
I'm making quite sure.
962
01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:12,000
How about a game of poker?
963
01:09:12,166 --> 01:09:13,375
Poker?
964
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,625
You know, me and poker…
965
01:09:19,958 --> 01:09:22,041
Well, if these ladies don't mind.
966
01:09:22,208 --> 01:09:24,333
-Of course.
-Fine.
967
01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:27,000
Miss Jeanne, will you join us?
968
01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:30,375
I would but I don't know how.
969
01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:32,250
Just to please me?
970
01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:35,250
I know nothing about money.
971
01:09:36,791 --> 01:09:40,208
So, who else is playing?
972
01:09:41,166 --> 01:09:44,916
If you don't fear getting taken
to the cleaners, I'm your man.
973
01:09:45,250 --> 01:09:47,000
Dear friend, let us go.
974
01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:58,541
I'll keep you company, Miss Jeanne.
975
01:09:58,708 --> 01:10:02,541
-You're not playing?
-Juggling with money? No.
976
01:10:02,708 --> 01:10:06,375
We have so little time as it is
to think about the essential things.
977
01:10:06,541 --> 01:10:09,958
-Just think that…
-It's getting cold, I'm going inside.
978
01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:23,416
Serve it in the salon,
where we're playing poker.
979
01:10:23,583 --> 01:10:24,666
Yes.
980
01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:28,625
The coffee!
981
01:10:31,333 --> 01:10:34,750
-Stud poker or not?
-For me, you know, any kind…
982
01:10:39,333 --> 01:10:42,000
No, get up! I'm very superstitious.
983
01:10:42,166 --> 01:10:43,500
I'll decide where we sit.
984
01:10:43,666 --> 01:10:45,833
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!
985
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000
Catch a tiger by the toe!
986
01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:51,833
So you sit there. That's it.
987
01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:56,166
No, I got it wrong. I'll do it again.
988
01:10:56,333 --> 01:10:59,833
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!
Catch a tiger by the toe!
989
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,708
There, like that.
990
01:11:01,875 --> 01:11:04,750
-Well, I'll…
-No, don't move!
991
01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:09,583
A game for Titans.
992
01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:12,041
We're not playing for beans.
993
01:11:14,916 --> 01:11:17,625
-What's the limit?
-Fifty thousand?
994
01:11:17,791 --> 01:11:19,083
A hundred?
995
01:11:19,666 --> 01:11:22,750
A hundred and fifty, I'll write a check.
I have chips.
996
01:11:24,666 --> 01:11:26,625
A hundred and fifty? That's a lot.
997
01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:29,291
But okay. But it's a lot.
998
01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:35,291
The seven of spades is missing.
999
01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:27,083
That music!
1000
01:12:38,583 --> 01:12:39,875
I'll go five.
1001
01:12:40,291 --> 01:12:42,208
-Raise you ten.
-I'm in.
1002
01:12:43,041 --> 01:12:44,458
That music!
1003
01:12:49,083 --> 01:12:50,166
Cards?
1004
01:12:50,666 --> 01:12:51,666
Three.
1005
01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:54,250
-Three.
-None for me.
1006
01:13:10,875 --> 01:13:12,333
How nice!
1007
01:13:13,125 --> 01:13:14,416
Excuse me.
1008
01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:17,416
-Mom!
-Don't disturb me when I'm playing.
1009
01:13:23,958 --> 01:13:25,208
Your coffee.
1010
01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:27,083
No, not now. Go on.
1011
01:13:27,416 --> 01:13:28,958
Ten thousand.
1012
01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:30,166
Ten.
1013
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,166
Fifty!
1014
01:13:32,333 --> 01:13:34,333
-I'll see you.
-No need.
1015
01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:38,000
Marchioness! Gallantry and poker
are two different things.
1016
01:13:38,166 --> 01:13:39,916
-May I see?
-There!
1017
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:41,791
A pair of sevens.
1018
01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:43,208
Two pairs.
1019
01:13:44,583 --> 01:13:46,333
That's how I play poker.
1020
01:13:46,708 --> 01:13:47,666
What is it?
1021
01:13:50,708 --> 01:13:52,291
There, a rat!
1022
01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:53,916
-Where?
-Under the bed.
1023
01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,375
If I had a stick!
1024
01:13:55,541 --> 01:13:58,916
No, stay seated!
You're just fine where you are.
1025
01:13:59,083 --> 01:14:00,458
That music!
1026
01:14:01,416 --> 01:14:03,500
There's no need for any panic.
1027
01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:05,833
Rats are nice creatures, clever too.
1028
01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:08,416
Ratty, ratty!
1029
01:14:19,791 --> 01:14:22,125
-That was close!
-No!
1030
01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:27,291
Always showing off!
1031
01:14:30,083 --> 01:14:31,791
Quick! Diane! Georges!
1032
01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:34,500
A saw, a ladder, ropes, and a pulley!
1033
01:14:34,666 --> 01:14:37,416
-Did it work?
-No, it failed.
1034
01:14:38,541 --> 01:14:39,500
Charlie!
1035
01:14:39,666 --> 01:14:42,541
Stop bothering the baroness. Out you go!
1036
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,208
Yes, it failed because of your mother.
1037
01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:47,166
She let it fall on the playboy.
1038
01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:48,208
Good Lord!
1039
01:14:48,458 --> 01:14:50,916
He's fine, and he spat out the coffee.
1040
01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:52,583
Third time lucky.
1041
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:55,541
This plan, my children, is infallible.
1042
01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:57,583
Listen carefully. You, Diane…
1043
01:15:05,666 --> 01:15:06,541
Cooey!
1044
01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:08,458
Cooey!
1045
01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:10,291
Cooey!
1046
01:15:33,041 --> 01:15:35,125
You! You're not playing hide-and-seek?
1047
01:15:35,291 --> 01:15:36,166
Neither are you?
1048
01:15:36,333 --> 01:15:38,958
There's always a lot to do
in a house like this.
1049
01:15:39,125 --> 01:15:42,541
That's what's great about it.
You must be happy here.
1050
01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:43,958
I'd love to stay.
1051
01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:47,250
Excuse me! Who's "it"?
1052
01:15:47,416 --> 01:15:48,791
Baron César!
1053
01:15:48,958 --> 01:15:52,583
No, sorry! He caught me, making me "it."
1054
01:15:52,750 --> 01:15:56,250
I caught your wife, so she's "it."
You can't have two!
1055
01:15:58,291 --> 01:15:59,708
Wait for me!
1056
01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:02,333
That's not the game! Who's "it"?
1057
01:16:03,333 --> 01:16:05,750
-I desire you!
-Amélie!
1058
01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:09,666
Why are you going after Amélie again?
1059
01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:11,083
Amélie!
1060
01:16:13,250 --> 01:16:16,041
Amélie, hurry up, we have to end this.
1061
01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:18,958
I've been looking for him everywhere.
Where is he?
1062
01:16:19,125 --> 01:16:20,833
There, behind.
1063
01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:23,708
Don't cry, Mom.
1064
01:16:24,916 --> 01:16:26,166
I'll go.
1065
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,416
Catch me if you can!
1066
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:46,750
Up you come!
1067
01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:13,583
That's it!
1068
01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:15,625
He fell like a stone.
1069
01:17:36,041 --> 01:17:37,166
Well?
1070
01:17:43,916 --> 01:17:45,250
It feels strange.
1071
01:17:45,416 --> 01:17:47,500
He cracked like a walnut.
1072
01:17:48,916 --> 01:17:51,125
At least our roof is saved.
1073
01:17:53,666 --> 01:17:55,833
There you are! So who's "it"?
1074
01:17:56,708 --> 01:17:59,791
-He's so heartless!
-What a brute!
1075
01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:01,166
Don't cry, Mom.
1076
01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:04,250
-Have we stopped playing?
-There's no more "it."
1077
01:18:04,416 --> 01:18:06,958
Only a short while ago there were two,
1078
01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:08,583
now you say there are none?
1079
01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:10,666
It's over, you can go.
1080
01:18:10,833 --> 01:18:13,583
I don't understand. Go where?
1081
01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:15,166
Just leave!
1082
01:18:15,333 --> 01:18:17,666
What is my role in this game?
1083
01:18:18,041 --> 01:18:20,708
You broke down, I helped you out.
1084
01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:24,708
Now your cars are fixed,
so you can get back on the road.
1085
01:18:40,291 --> 01:18:41,541
The kids!
1086
01:18:56,083 --> 01:18:59,125
I was starting to like that animal César.
1087
01:18:59,291 --> 01:19:01,541
Any longer, we'd have been too attached.
1088
01:19:01,708 --> 01:19:04,416
Success always has its bitter side.
1089
01:19:09,083 --> 01:19:10,458
Poor César.
1090
01:19:12,166 --> 01:19:14,000
And he had the key to the safe.
1091
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:17,250
Good Lord, you're right! The key.
1092
01:19:19,083 --> 01:19:22,166
Charlie can use his drill. Go get him.
1093
01:19:22,333 --> 01:19:25,083
Bring the fixed cars too.
1094
01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:29,125
If I wasn't here…
1095
01:20:07,208 --> 01:20:09,375
-Kiss me.
-I have the drill.
1096
01:20:09,541 --> 01:20:12,083
-Kiss me.
-What, for the drill?
1097
01:20:12,291 --> 01:20:13,708
No, just for you.
1098
01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:16,708
-All just for me?
-Yes, I swear.
1099
01:20:20,291 --> 01:20:21,458
Thanks.
1100
01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:25,541
-You're thanking me?
-Yes, for the drill.
1101
01:20:29,041 --> 01:20:30,291
Cookie.
1102
01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:33,625
Don't you want to leave?
1103
01:20:34,666 --> 01:20:36,750
-Are we leaving?
-Let's go.
1104
01:20:36,916 --> 01:20:38,083
Come on, then.
1105
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:40,916
-It sounds like they're in love.
-Who?
1106
01:20:41,083 --> 01:20:42,416
The frogs.
1107
01:20:42,583 --> 01:20:43,916
You're in love.
1108
01:20:44,083 --> 01:20:46,583
Yes, but I don't know who with.
1109
01:20:48,208 --> 01:20:49,458
Come on, let's go.
1110
01:20:50,375 --> 01:20:52,541
Yes, I'm coming.
1111
01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:02,333
-They're magnificent!
-Who?
1112
01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:05,125
The frogs.
They sound like they're in love.
1113
01:21:05,291 --> 01:21:06,375
Yes?
1114
01:21:06,541 --> 01:21:07,750
Love?
1115
01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:12,958
May I confess something to you?
1116
01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:14,333
Absolutely.
1117
01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:17,541
Are you a hit with women?
1118
01:21:17,958 --> 01:21:19,166
Yes.
1119
01:21:19,916 --> 01:21:21,208
Well, I'm not.
1120
01:21:22,291 --> 01:21:25,000
You've seen Jeanne,
the young woman on the piano?
1121
01:21:25,166 --> 01:21:28,083
I've been wanting to woo her for years.
1122
01:21:28,333 --> 01:21:30,375
I'd decided to do it tonight,
1123
01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:32,625
but she's looking elsewhere.
1124
01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:35,583
In love with who knows who?
1125
01:21:37,083 --> 01:21:40,250
How could I not want
to blow everything to pieces?
1126
01:21:40,416 --> 01:21:41,916
But it'll come.
1127
01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:44,625
All the time, up there,
1128
01:21:45,583 --> 01:21:47,041
it twinkles,
1129
01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:48,541
and twinkles.
1130
01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:50,791
And then, one beautiful day…
1131
01:21:52,500 --> 01:21:55,125
it will pop, like bubbles.
1132
01:21:55,666 --> 01:21:58,666
-You're not very jolly.
-I see things as they are.
1133
01:21:58,833 --> 01:22:01,916
You're wrong there.
I'm successful in everything.
1134
01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:04,125
Money, women…
1135
01:22:04,291 --> 01:22:06,708
Even an unexpected weekend in a dump.
1136
01:22:06,875 --> 01:22:08,708
Take a leaf out of my book.
1137
01:22:09,041 --> 01:22:10,541
Farewell, Sir.
1138
01:22:11,541 --> 01:22:12,750
I'm leaving.
1139
01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:14,541
Have a good life, my friend.
1140
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:18,708
-Cookie!
-Shit!
1141
01:22:21,666 --> 01:22:24,333
-Goodbye.
-Your cars are ready.
1142
01:22:24,500 --> 01:22:26,083
-And the Scandinavians?
-Swimming.
1143
01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:28,708
They're inexhaustible. Listen to them!
1144
01:22:29,750 --> 01:22:32,500
Finished! Car fixed! Leave!
1145
01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:37,375
It's getting late,
it's tiring for the children.
1146
01:22:37,541 --> 01:22:39,333
But I'll never forget this weekend.
1147
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,333
-See you again, I hope.
-Of course.
1148
01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:44,375
-We'll be back.
-Give César my best wishes.
1149
01:22:44,541 --> 01:22:46,291
-Goodbye, Mr. Georges.
-Au revoir.
1150
01:22:46,458 --> 01:22:48,625
Say farewell to Miss Jeanne for me.
1151
01:22:48,791 --> 01:22:50,833
I'll be sure to.
1152
01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:05,750
Now, my children, to work!
1153
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:10,958
-You're sure you've lost the key?
-Quite sure.
1154
01:23:11,416 --> 01:23:12,791
What's in here?
1155
01:23:12,958 --> 01:23:15,833
It's just a little favor we're asking.
1156
01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:19,000
Well… it's not going to be easy.
1157
01:23:31,041 --> 01:23:32,500
Goodbye, see you!
1158
01:23:33,375 --> 01:23:35,125
Goodbye, lovely girls.
1159
01:23:35,375 --> 01:23:36,625
Goodbye.
1160
01:23:38,458 --> 01:23:40,958
Yes, I'll see to it. Goodbye.
1161
01:23:41,666 --> 01:23:44,000
Enjoy your misty weather up north!
1162
01:23:53,083 --> 01:23:54,541
Nothing doing!
1163
01:23:57,458 --> 01:23:59,375
Because we're trying from the front.
1164
01:23:59,541 --> 01:24:02,833
A safe, my children,
must always be taken from behind.
1165
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,625
-How can I turn it around?
-We will, not it!
1166
01:24:05,791 --> 01:24:08,041
Come on, in the next room.
1167
01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:18,000
Let's do it!
1168
01:24:25,291 --> 01:24:26,541
Drill through here.
1169
01:25:05,708 --> 01:25:07,416
Charlie, you're hopeless!
1170
01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:11,500
Anyway, the safe is open.
1171
01:25:11,666 --> 01:25:13,208
It's empty!
1172
01:25:13,375 --> 01:25:15,083
Where's the briefcase?
1173
01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:17,541
Good Lord!
1174
01:28:04,458 --> 01:28:06,875
I thought you'd gone
without saying goodbye.
1175
01:28:07,041 --> 01:28:09,041
I was a bit angry with you.
1176
01:28:09,875 --> 01:28:11,791
Where has everyone gone?
1177
01:28:11,958 --> 01:28:14,250
People come and go here.
1178
01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:19,750
I wanted to pay my respects
to the marchioness.
1179
01:28:19,916 --> 01:28:22,000
I have no idea where she is.
1180
01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:26,833
I'll just have to sell this hovel
and open a little café.
1181
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,583
Georges, you can be the waiter.
1182
01:28:28,750 --> 01:28:31,625
Can you see me pouring beer
and serving coffee?
1183
01:28:31,791 --> 01:28:33,833
Diane, your mother's dreaming again.
1184
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:35,125
What about Jeanne?
1185
01:28:35,291 --> 01:28:39,583
Do you see her playing piano
in some smoky basement dive?
1186
01:28:39,750 --> 01:28:42,250
Absolutely! I'll tell her right now.
1187
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:47,208
-Mom?
-César…
1188
01:28:47,875 --> 01:28:49,250
There, alive!
1189
01:28:50,916 --> 01:28:53,250
Maybe it's better you don't hear me.
1190
01:28:53,625 --> 01:28:55,083
I'm admitting to myself
1191
01:28:55,250 --> 01:28:58,666
that I've found a place
where I feel at home, and it's here.
1192
01:28:58,833 --> 01:28:59,875
You?
1193
01:29:00,666 --> 01:29:04,375
You've been all over, seen everything.
Asia, America…
1194
01:29:05,125 --> 01:29:07,125
I've seen nothing.
1195
01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:08,583
Or so little.
1196
01:29:09,458 --> 01:29:10,833
I am nothing.
1197
01:29:11,333 --> 01:29:13,000
I'm not a baron at all.
1198
01:29:13,625 --> 01:29:16,125
Jeanne, I'm just a crook. A brigand.
1199
01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:17,958
I'm a trafficker,
1200
01:29:18,125 --> 01:29:21,375
crossing borders
with fortunes that give me the shakes.
1201
01:29:21,916 --> 01:29:23,333
Why do you do it?
1202
01:29:24,416 --> 01:29:26,833
I could talk about my unhappy childhood,
1203
01:29:27,000 --> 01:29:31,125
keeping bad company,
a drunken father, and all the rest,
1204
01:29:31,458 --> 01:29:32,916
but that's not true.
1205
01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:35,750
My father was a kind man.
1206
01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:38,833
Calm, serene, humdrum…
1207
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:41,583
I'm the black sheep of the family.
1208
01:29:42,041 --> 01:29:43,791
I sort of suspected that.
1209
01:29:44,791 --> 01:29:46,250
I don't care.
1210
01:29:47,500 --> 01:29:50,375
And anyway… I'm not asking for anything.
1211
01:29:54,375 --> 01:29:55,500
I know.
1212
01:29:56,958 --> 01:29:59,541
Because you are selflessness incarnate.
1213
01:29:59,958 --> 01:30:02,333
You're everything I am not.
1214
01:30:03,666 --> 01:30:06,208
Yet, in this place
with its coming and going,
1215
01:30:06,375 --> 01:30:08,541
how many men have you known?
1216
01:30:10,791 --> 01:30:12,541
Me? Not one, ever.
1217
01:30:13,958 --> 01:30:15,208
Except for you.
1218
01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:16,791
Jeanne!
1219
01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:19,041
Shush! Act casual.
1220
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,916
We'll come across them in the hallway.
1221
01:30:28,416 --> 01:30:29,291
Gran?
1222
01:30:32,416 --> 01:30:34,250
Gran, César is staying here.
1223
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:38,333
Love has won him over!
I hadn't thought of that.
1224
01:30:39,875 --> 01:30:41,208
Dear César…
1225
01:30:41,833 --> 01:30:43,666
make yourself at home.
1226
01:30:43,833 --> 01:30:44,791
Take this off.
1227
01:30:44,958 --> 01:30:47,416
You'll catch cold.
I'll find you a sweater.
1228
01:30:47,583 --> 01:30:51,333
-Yes, a sweater.
-You'll see how nice it is here.
1229
01:30:51,583 --> 01:30:52,708
And…
1230
01:30:53,041 --> 01:30:56,416
my dear César,
you'll know what true pleasure is.
1231
01:30:57,333 --> 01:30:58,916
Doing nothing!
1232
01:31:01,708 --> 01:31:03,208
A strong smell of grass.
1233
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,708
It's going to be a beautiful night.
1234
01:31:07,208 --> 01:31:10,708
THREE MONTHS LATER
1235
01:31:19,416 --> 01:31:22,250
HOTEL OF THE GRAND CENTURY
1236
01:31:29,375 --> 01:31:32,125
I'm sick of going to the market
at four in the morning.
1237
01:31:32,291 --> 01:31:35,916
But I light the ovens at three!
Did you get parsley?
1238
01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:38,416
I got 17 kilos.
I'm going for the oysters now.
1239
01:31:38,958 --> 01:31:41,250
-The ladies are asking for you.
-Coming!
1240
01:31:41,416 --> 01:31:44,333
Add a drop of cognac. Make it come alive!
1241
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:45,708
I'm coming!
1242
01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:07,500
-Okay, Georges?
-Fine.
1243
01:32:16,041 --> 01:32:17,875
Did you remember my ribbons?
1244
01:32:18,041 --> 01:32:20,416
For your flowers? Of course, Gran.
1245
01:32:20,583 --> 01:32:23,791
-Did you call my hairdresser?
-He's coming tomorrow morning.
1246
01:32:23,958 --> 01:32:27,375
-Did you get my boots polished?
-Yes, little Amélie.
1247
01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:30,041
Can you turn the page for me, César?
1248
01:32:37,375 --> 01:32:39,541
Mr. César, you're wanted!
1249
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:46,791
He's tireless.
1250
01:32:46,958 --> 01:32:48,083
What a devil.
1251
01:32:48,583 --> 01:32:49,583
What a master.
1252
01:32:50,750 --> 01:32:52,375
I've just thought…
1253
01:32:53,916 --> 01:32:57,333
What does
"living from hand to mouth" mean?
1254
01:33:09,166 --> 01:33:15,875
THE END
1255
01:34:29,541 --> 01:34:32,583
Subtitle translation by: Howard Bonsor